dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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