Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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