brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My room smells like vodka and shame
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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