sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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