his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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