she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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