You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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