What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
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Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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