I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
