he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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