she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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