I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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