susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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