I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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