Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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