are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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