So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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