The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My hand turned me down
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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