Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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