Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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