this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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