Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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