I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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