I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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