My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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