i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
