I want to have your abortion
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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