The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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