zippers are such a cool invention
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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