so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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