so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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