normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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