Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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