It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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