is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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