I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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