Pappa wants mamma naked
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
