Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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