so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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