how can u be prego again
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Randomize
