Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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