Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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