i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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