She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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