I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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