in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I look excited, but its just a facade.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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