just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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