Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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