I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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