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Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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