isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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