I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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