HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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someone owes me an orgasm
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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