I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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